wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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