can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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