i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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