Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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