ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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