now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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