dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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