You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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