So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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