the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
