ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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