$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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