Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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