Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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