if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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