Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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