do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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