So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We are two peas in an std pod
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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