I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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