Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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