But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
two words...techno handjob
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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