i would punch a child for taco bell
You smell like stripper and shame
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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