and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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