I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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