For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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