he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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