At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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