I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
