So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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