Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I died a long time ago.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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