no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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