Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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