Moan for me like Helen Keller
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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