I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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