Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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