11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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