his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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