honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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