We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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