hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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