No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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