So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Is it penis luge time yet?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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