maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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