I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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