Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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