Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
third nipple confirmed
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I wear drunk well.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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