I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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