love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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