David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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