seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hippo gnu deer
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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