Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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