flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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