does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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You. Win. At. Life.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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